DON'T STOP THE PARTY! Meurtrier Version! 8D

[Caylis]

I know this may seem hysterical but.. when I was in the shower yesterday I had Meurtrier and Don't Stop the Party (Can't remember who sang it) in my head. So I thought why not combine them together as a song? All characters belong to their respectful owners. This isn't only for Meurtrier and Jaaku, it is for Gespenster as well. *Please note that this for fun, please don't eat me.*

STARRING:

FUNERAL DONOVAN

COCAINE CALIVER

RENO NERO DONOVAN

ZEITGEIST

RAEGAN

NAJISI KAIN

CARNAL DONOVAN

OSIC DONOVAN

NERANTE

RYSSOR

BALTHIER II

SHARD OF SHATTERED JASPER

VICADIO DONOVAN

CIRCA DA'EI XEMVOI

FABLE KONSTANTE

JASPER IBLISI

BRYNNETH SULLIVERI

ICARUS HELIOS

EDMUND HELIOS

ALFWIN HELIOS

CORONA SULLIVERI

HEROINE CALIVER

CASSIUS CALIVER

TANYA

BACARDI

KODIAC KANNON

CAYLIS

Brynneth: Lord Funeral, Captain Cocaine thanks for announcing today.

Icarus: Yeah what she said.

Cocaine + Funeral: No prob.

Tanya: So you're in charge of Meurtrier is that fair to say?

Cocaine: No shit, I'm the Captain.

Funeral: -glares- COCAINE GO TO YOUR ROOM AND LET ME SING.

Cocaine: Dafuq, since when did you sing?

Funeral: -pushes him away and gets out a metal guitar and plays it crazily-

Carnal: Dad! Stop, you're embarrassing me! -pouts-

Funeral: I'M MORE THAN JUST A BAWS, BISH. -crashes his guitar- There, that's what I do when i'm pissed off. Also, that's what I did to destroy Ceon! WHEN IT COMES TO KICKING ASS, I ROCK SHADOW VELDT TO DA GROUNDDDDD!

Reno: HAH! I was right, you are a drunk bastard! Now, you MUST FOLLOW MEEEEE. -trollface-

Najisi: -claps- Good speech. -glares and roars- Funeral STOP dancing on the throne!

Shard: Can I have just a tiny nibble? -cutie eyes-

Bacardi: -nods and flicks her tail- Go ahead, you bastard. GO NIBBLE HIS HEAD OFF. -maniacal laugh-

Shard: Nah. I'm too lazy.

Bacardi: But-but-but-but! ;n;

Shard: Go.

Tanya: -rageface- STOP IT FUNERAL OR ELSE I'LL BANG THE GUITAR ON YOUR HEAD!

Nerante: Rys, I'm bored.

Ryssor: I don't know what to do either, bro. Say, wanna annoy Coke?

Nerante: -shrugs- Why the hell not?

Alfwin, Corona + Edmund: YOU CURSED. -legasp-

Circa: -watches the rock scene with a WTF face- Since when did the throne become a rock stage?

Balthier II: -shrugs- Don't ask me!

Heroine: HOLY SHIT, DAD. THERE'S A CRAZY HOMICIDAL KILLING AN INSTRUMENT! -SCREAMS-

All: -silent moment-

Heroine: Guys, shut the hell up before I claw your face off your head.

Jasper: -nudges Fable- Ey, babe. Wanna rock out?

Fable: Remember don't let your guard down.... even for a pretty badass guitar.

Jasper: BUT IT'S SO FABULOUS. -strokes it's strings-

Fable: -facepalm- It's crashed.

Jasper: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -throws it at a random feline-

Kodiac: WATCH IT. WHO THE HELL THREW THIS AT THE WOMANIZER? -puts up the guitar with his paw-

Caylis: -gasps- KODIEEEE. ARE YOU OKAY? LAEGFHEGRLHVLEHFBLHD

Kodiac: I'm fine, just creeped out...

Zeitgeist: -is currently rocking out- YEAHHHHHH! BLOW SHADOW VELDT, FUNERAL!

Vicadio Donovan: -is sitting down, drinking beer in a lake- Mm! Since when has water became brown and aw! So refreshing! -starts drinking everything until she becomes drunk-

Shard: Whoa! Vicadio, what the hell are you doing? -his dismatching eyes widen as she dances onto the throne, getting a microphone- EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

Everybody: -they all reply by doing a mix of the headbang- WHOOP!

Narrator: And they all rocked the night like a boss!

[Silverfang]

wat

[FJ]

holy hell what did I just read

[Sino]

well that was increasingly difficult to read.

[Caylis]

LOLOLOL I was bored xD

[drifter]

LIES! ...... I sees no Osic

[Caylis]

-LEGASP- DFKHGHJFSDHJVGDFJHVBFDKJVBH D8 I FORGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. DX

[drifter]

:'C How uncaring of you.. LOL

[Caylis]

I feel like doing another one and I WILL add Osic :U