I'm a FABULOUS Shard of Shattered J.a.s.p.e.r

[Jason]

Don't you know I'm fabulous? Get over it.

Bonus points if you know me.... Or my brother? *hinthint*

So... What's your name?
It says it on the picture.
What should we call you, then?
Shard. I like that one.

So you're a male right?
Of course! Look I have CENSORED and a CENSORED!
AH! Ummm... Thanks for sharing...
You're welcome!

How old are you, Shard?
That's a rude question!
But...
I'm not telling!

Can you tell us what you are, Shard?
I'm a kitty cat. *PURR*
I can see that, but what's your species?
*HIIISSSSSSSS*

Do you have a lover?
I have some ladies I like to get it on with from time to time.
I meant someone more like a mate.
Pffft! Of course not! I'm a player!

How big are you?
I'm a whole forty pounds!
That's pretty small around here...
*Scratchbitemaul*

How would you describe yourself?
I'm nice, good with kids, I'm a lover not a fighter.
Really?
No. I was being sarcastic.

Shard, could you give us a little background information? Like your history?
It's boring. Let's not.
But the audience wants to hear it!
I'll hurt you again.

Now why have you come the Shadow Veldt?
*grins rather maliciously*
That's a really creepy smile...
Oh, sorry, got lost in some... ideas. I'm here to see what I've missed!

Okay... So do you have any important people in your life?
Of course, Neo, my brother is very important to me. Then there isTolvia Donovan and Asesino Donovan! A male, Cocaine Caliver, may have a thing for me, too.
Can you tell us about you brother?
He is one of the few I will have forever, if not the only one.
What about Tolvia?
She's a good friend from the old days. She's one of Dante's daughters. And that's a big deal. And she's pretty nice. I enjoy her company.
And what of Asesino?
She is the mother of my lovely children. She is quite a dear, and I adore her sass.

Let's hear about your children. Who are your children?
From Darkknight, Kejethan-Darah and Faia are still about. And there is Victor, from a very confusing union. From Asesino Donovan, I have had Dante, Dhalia, Venus, and Viktoria. Cocaine Caliver has also provided me with two sons, Casper and Caspian.

So, Shard, do you have a theme song?
Eh... Not really...
Is there a song that you think represents you maybe?
I suppose Marilyn Manson's cover of Sweet Dreams would do well.

[bearcups]

imjust reading the 'it's a big deal' and then looking at your signature like hahAHAHA

[Jason]

Glad you enjoy it ;U

[Caylis]

This made my day! x'D Jasper's adorable and funny!

[Jason]

XD I also added a theme song.

[kahara]

For some reason I immediately though of Psychosocial by Slipknot. I have no idea if it even fits Jasper/Shard, but it came to mind. Rofl

[Jason]

Never been into heavy metal much XD Just has always been a bit harsh for my ears. And Shard honestly listens to almost nothing other than classical. If he's out, he might change it up. (We're talking when I play him as a human, which I usually do.)

[Reeku]

Was just browsing my youtube playlist and this song just instantly reminded me of Shard. xD it seems almost perfect..

[Jason]

I love that song! <3 I love Voltaire as well XD